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Hetalia (C) To whoever made it
ME (C) Myself~
Anything else (C) To whoever it belongs too~
Cheater!Romano X Reader X 2p!Romano~ songficCheater!Romano X Reader X 2p!Romano~ songfic by eddsworldfan342
Love of my life, my soulmate
You're my best friend
Part of me like breathing
Now half of me is left
It happened again...hearing those feminine noises once you got home, bringing you tears from your eyes, and just doing nothing as you just waited for your boyfriend to be finished with his personal appointment with another woman. Everyday he would upset and break your heart, tearing you to peices and possible taking you for granted. He was everything to you, his amber orbs, his strong italian accent, his personality, all of those things were just things you couldn't live without. Your boyfriend was Lovino Vargas, known for being a real pain in the ass but a real sweetheart to women. When you and him first met, you thought it would be everlasting love when you started to date him, now things were going off key and you didn't like it one bit, in fact, it hurted very much. Seeing your boyfriend intruppt your conversations during d
His incredible coolness also enables him to stay level-headed when dealing with supernatural things, (like Sburb) incredible things (like Meteors or Time Travel), or generally disconcerting things (like seeing his own corpse or talking about his dead friends).
Despite being the coolest thing since the Fluffer Nutter, Dave seems to be easily influenced by John. He has never removed John's gift, citing irony as the reason, and John's talk of the monster Howie Mandel stopped him from enjoying his Apple Juice. Also, it is important to note that Dave never feared his brother's puppets until John pointed out how unnerving they were. It might be that Dave is just an easily influenced person based on his inner desire to be super cool, but he has no problem keeping his distance with Rose.
Dave is a bit forgetful. He always loses his place in the latest MS Paint Adventure, sets several Sylladex traps, only to release them on himself moments later, completely forgets to pour out some Apple Juice for his homie, forgets all about his Timetables and thus, forgets he can go back in time, and even manages to forget his own intentions to forget something. (though that one might be him being ironic again)
Dave keeps a calm facade up to the exact moment he flies off the handle. This has happened when something makes him look stupid, like being buried under a mountain of puppet dick or having crows invade his personal space.
Underneath his cool facade he appears to be rather caring towards animals; he was visibly upset when he accidentally harmed a Rambunctious Crow and he may share Jade's interest in anthropomorphically persuaded fauna. However, this might just be one of his many ironic gestures. Regardless, his gift to Jade - a picture of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff as furries - seems pretty sincere.