Mituna and Eridan RP!

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( I'm Mituna! )



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
You: WH0 73H FUKCK5 7H15
Stranger: wwhale, exuse ME. wwho the fuck are YOU?
You: 1 455KD3 YU0 FR157
Stranger: wwell I am Eridan Ampora, remember it. now who in the everglubbing fuck are you?
You: 1 4M Y0UR w0R56 3NM3Y!!! M17UN4 C4P70R
You: 7* ))
Stranger: captor? wwhat, are you realated to sol? cod, this wwill be wwonderful. wworst enemy, yeah right.
You: 50L 15 5L0LUX??? 4DN 1 4M Y0UR W1R57 E3N3MY 1 4M P0W3RFlUL 45 FUCK
Stranger: powwerful as fuck huh? that hilarious. if you are realated to sol-yes sollux-, i bait i could handle you.
You: N0 Y0U0 C0LUDN7 HN4NDL3 M3 N0 0N3 C4N
Stranger: oh reely? no one? thats kinda hard to believe.
You: Y355 N0 0N3 N07 3V3N CR0N5U5 W3R13D GUN C4N B374 M3
Stranger: wweird gun? wwhat the fuck are you talkin about? and seriously, i bait i could handle you wwith one arm behind my back. how could someone be unbeta-ble with spelling as horrid as yours? you wwould havve to havve glubbing LAZERS jus to make up for that.
You: H15 FL45HY PURPL3 GUN AND 1 4M UNB374B3L AND 1 DN07 H4VE L4Z3RZ 1 H4V3 MY 533CR373 W34P0n
Stranger: purple gun? thats sound familiar.. and wwhat seacrete wweapon? you spelling? that wwould make anyone fall dowwn dead.
You: N0 MY P510N11C5!!!!!! -attempts to use-
Stranger: *slides out of the way mockingly slowly* your psyionics? or, wwhatevva the glubbing fuck you call them, thats pathetic. oh ya i forgot, youre realated to sol, of course you wwould be able to do that wwierd shitty thing.
You: -still trying to use them- FUKC!!!! 175 N07 W0RKIGN -stops trying- I75 N0T W0RK1GN -frowns- ADN 175 N07 5H1177Y 175 4W530M3
Stranger: howw is it not shitty if you cant evven use it? and wwhy cant you? doesnt iit run in your descusting mutant blood? i mean, sol could use it perfectly fine, wwhats wwrong wwith you?
You: 175 JU57 N07 51H77Y AND 1 7H1KN 1 BURN3D TH3M 0TU 500 1 CN4N7 U53 7H3M B3C453U 7H3Y 4R3 BR0KN3
Stranger: they are too shitty. and howw the actual glubbin fuck did you break them? or burn them out? wwhat, did you like, break you glubbin thinkpan or somethin?
You: 1 C4N7 R3BM3R H0W 73HY BR0K3 0R H0W 117 H4PN3D AND 1 TH1NK 1 BR0K3 NY TH1KNPN4 B3CU53 1 CL0ULD U53 7H3M 7HEN 5M0M37H1GN HAPPN3D AND 1 CN4N7 U53 73HM
Stranger: you probably havve thinkpan damage, that wwould explain the ridiculous spelling. havvent you tried askin someone wwhat happened?
You: 7H3 0NLY PR3R5N0N TH3R3 WH3N 1 7H1KN 1 L057 73HM W45 MY M10R41L 8U7 H3 553W3D H155 m07H 5HU7 50 H3 CN47 7L4LK 50 1LL N3VV3R K0N0W
Stranger: sewwed his mouth sh- wwait, isnt that the one gamz is realated to? the freaky juggaloo? oh cod, he's the only one wwho saww wwhat happened to you? good luck.


Then I had to go...
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